aWsOme - U s

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LISTEN U STUPID BOYZ

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm attractive,
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
We dont have a problem with Expressing my feelings.
and I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Dont call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
get it u DICK

A Poem to the people
we truely love(L)

When you are sad,

I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge on the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

I will know you finally got laid

When you're face is blue,

I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you are confused,

I will use little words to help explain it to your dumb ass

When you are sick,

stay away from me until you are better because

I dont want whatever you have.

When you trip and fall on your face,

I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass

This is my oath I pledge it till the end.

Why you ask.

Because you are my friend and I love you to Peices
*MwaHhZz*

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N o n e O f T h e A b o v e

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LINDSAY.. this is agnes [ur lover] n i would jus like to say.. out of all the lipglosses i have stolen from you THIS IS DA BEST ONE EVER:D:D..and now its done:(:(:( but.. i bought one just like it, BUT ITS COTTEN CANDY!!!! :P:P:P


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